Cosmarketing (c) is a sophisticated business term that can be etymologically detailed as "cosmos" and "marketing" smooshed together. What follows here are some observations based upon a 'first publicity' horoscopes cast for specific product or service launches. If you are not pleased with the observations here just calmly remind yourself: "this is only astrology." Ultimately, the material in this section is for entertainment purposes only...unless it turns out to be accurate.
M&M's Puts Kyle Busch Face On Its Candy
NASCAR driver Kyle Busch is so hot this year that even M&M's would probably melt in his hands. And if he was disposed towards testing this out he probably wouldn't have far to look for a bag of the candy-shelled chocolates, as they're a sponsor of his Joe Gibbs race car right now. So cozy is the relationship that M&M's has just announced a promotion centered around a customized blend of M&M's, featuring the driver's car number, autograph, inspirational message and photo on each piece (what, no Gettysburg Address?).
Anyway, the astrological tale told here is a story of a business partnership that starts out brilliantly, with each party drafting happily on the success of the other. The timing of the customized candy launch contains a remarkably felicitous energy flow between the concepts of indulgence and racing. And horoscopes cast for Kyle Busch and last year's original announcement of the M&M's sponsorship bespeak a relationship born of easy compatibility and cooperation.
Alas, however, there may be some trouble down the track related to competitive grandiosity tantrums and a certain lack of clarity regarding the concept of "who's actually driving this relationship?" Busch is likely to feel that the M&M 's team is taking all of this way too seriously, and he may well flash a little petulance about the enterprise producing less fun (and cash?) then he thinks he deserves. Astonishingly, M&M's will want to treat this whole deal as a business effort for which they are footing the bill.
Interestingly, an escape valve is suggested via a meeting of the minds over the concept of philanthropy. There is already a small philanthropic component to this promotion, in support of the Kyle Busch Foundation. If push comes to shove, the greater opening of hearts, minds and wallets to this cause may be the best route to reconciliation.
Dunkin' Donuts Does Better-For-You
I look at the name of Dunkin' Donuts new healthier menu program, DDSMART (tm), and I can't help but think of a store that specializes in selling professional supplies to dentists. Although it's certainly not what the name is meant to convey, it feels like an uncomfortable etymological smooshing. And etymology aside, something doesn't feel right here.
Certainly one should have no objection to an enterprise that has made its bones in the doughnut and coffee game wanting to expand its gastrological and nutritional horizons. Why not knock off 25% of the fat and calories of a bagel or muffin if you can pull it off without noticeable culinary compromise? And who's to say the world won't beat a lunchtime path to the door of the first restaurant chain to offer an Eggwhite Flatbread Sandwich, with turkey sausage or vegetable filling to boot?
And another thing, you might almost think that Dunkin' Donuts consulted a good astrologer before launching this program. There's a very forceful and well-timed information flow at work here, with all the i's dotted and all the (iced) t's crossed. There's also a healthy "good fortune" complex of aspects here, so there's certainly at least a shot that this program is going to be a winner.
What no astrologer or marketing department could accomplish, however, is the obvious...and it is amply reflected in the launch horoscope. Net-net, it is going to be very hard for the average customer to reconcile their vested highly-caffeinated treat-oriented image of Dunkin' Donuts with the gospel of good-for-you food. It is not conceptually credible, and no matter how good the Dunkin' Donut product(s) may be, there is likely to be a nagging disconnect between product and place...maybe not on the lips or hips, but definitely in the back of the mind.

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BUSINESS OUTLOOK: MARCH 2008
Overview
Nobody likes to read a gloomy forecast, and I assure you they're not much fun to write. If you predict something wonderful and turn out to be wrong the critics will at least grant that your heart was in the right place. Detail a downer, however, and predictive failure makes you a scorn-worthy Chicken Little.
Having thus clucked a qualification, let it now be said that March looks murky at best and downright depressing at worst. The historical echo that seems most appropriate is August of 1978, a period that was entirely emblematic of the Carter era economy. A rapidly depreciating dollar, increasing unemployment, huge increases in lending rates (the very reason the Fed is so loathe to go in that direction today), general commodities inflation and an economy held hostage by oil all cast their dark shadows here.
But wait, there's more!
The specific astrological factors influencing March 2008 combine to tell a cautionary tale regarding the application of too much pressure on the pedal as one comes to a partially washed out bridge. While there is complexity here that can't easily be captured in a few words the signs point to a culture that has become hell bent on making things happen, even at a moment when nobody's vision regarding outcomes is particularly clear. This portends a period when individual entities will set priorities that are intended to certify their own worth, but will be both self-deceptive and outwardly deceiving...and perhaps even dangerous and destructive...regarding what they are likely to accomplish over the long haul.
In business, then, this is a time to keep two important thoughts in mind. First, The people who are coming to you with proposals at this time are seeking material self-validation but are probably not at all sure of what lies ahead or what they are building towards...and they are more than capable of exploiting any kindred vulnerability they see in you. The second, if you can manage it at all, is to give all the wiggle room you can to your most sacred policy and your most valued plan...it is far safer now to flow with the river for a time than to drive the bus or be the bridge.
History Rhymes
Jessica Dubroff - The story, you may remember, had a horrible conclusion. Jessica was a telegenic seven year-old California pilot attempting to be the youngest person ever to successfully undertake a trans-continental flight. Taking off from a Wyoming airport in foul weather conditions...apparently allowed to do so because of a tight itinerary related to overly ambitious media commitments...her plane crashed killing her, her father, and her flight instructor. With apologies to Jessica's spirit and condolences to those who loved and admired her, this is a month to remember that we are all sometimes seven year-olds ill-advisedly trying to take off in a hail storm.
MC Hammer Files For Bankruptcy - For a while the popular baggy-pants purveyor of so-called "pop rap" couldn't be touched for glamour or influence. Now Hammer is best remembered for blowing his considerable wad on a lavish lifestyle. The "stuff" came to define him, and eventually it was all gone. Interestingly, only the day before Hammer's filing another even more influential and dapper figure in American culture, the famed mobster John Gotti, was found guilty of murder, leading to a sentence of life imprisonment without chance of parole. The implication? It's a really bad season for grabbing the world by the unmentionables.
MST3000: The Movie - MST3K fans...and you know who you are...always remember that your infatuation with all things techie may lead to nothing more than life as a forgotten janitor on a mothballed space station populated only by yourself, terrible old movies and some robots made from spare parts. Shouldn't you have some interests that don't require being so plugged in and parked away? Shouldn't you occasionally laugh at yourself?
Strange Days
March 6 & 7 - This might be a good time if you happen to be a Spartan warrior, are being invaded by Persians, and have no fear of the odds or the consequences. For most of us, though, this period invokes some really intense confrontations that it might be way more comfortable to live without. The irony here is that there will always be (figuratively) Spartan warriors who will see the upside of confrontation...but in this particular time frame they are quite likely to mistake spoilage for spoils.
March 17 - Even a down month needs an up day, and this is likely to be it. It's perhaps ironic that it is St. Patrick's Day because the promise here is that clear-headedness may yield not only a truly brilliant idea but a very practicable plan for putting it into play. Or you could just go watch the Chicago River turn green.
March 27 - This is the day that may best capture the achy quality of this month. What you are likely to experience is a personal disconnect between expectations and results. Not to get all psychological here, but self-examination may prove that the problem is that you were never comfortable with the expectations in the first place, so the results---even if 'positive'---are no particular source of satisfaction.
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GIULIANI, EDWARDS QUIT: Air Sucked Out of Campaign
It is hard to resist an astrological comment on the day that both Gemini candidates for the U.S. presidency drop out of the race. As the only "air sign" candidates in the campaign, their departure is noteworthy as a general indicator of the mood of the electorate. Distilled to its essence, voters seem to be affirming the message that "talk is cheap."
The air signs in astrology---Gemini, Libra & Aquarius---are said to be consecrated to the activities of the mind. While they can become distracted or overly abstract, their prime metier is the social exchange of ideas and they most often evince a talented facility for communication. For a politician born under the influence of an air sign, victory is attached to word-crafting that thoughtfully and inspiringly captures the collective requirements of the broad cultural moment...think Lincoln, FDR, Reagan, and JFK...and compels the electorate to think it's all going to work out fine.
As I've taken some pains to argue elsewhere, this week's movement of Pluto into the sign of Capricorn, a generational and cultural marker of significant import, is turning the zeitgeist towards an earthy preoccupation with materials and methods, and away from airy ideas and philosophies. Not only is this a difficult overarching enviornment for a Gemini politician, but other astronomical events were not going to make it easy for Giuliani or Edwards right now. For one thing, the planet Mercury (the planet of communication and the ruling planet of Gemini) is currently retrograde (moving 'backwards' in the sky from an earth perspective); for a Gemini a time when past seems more appropriate for contemplation than future. Also Mars, the planet of energy, has been retrograding in the sign of Gemini since the 1st of this year, creating a kind of blocked activity flow for most of the sign's natives. (Perhaps ironically, this is the very morning when Mars 'turns around' and starts moving in its usual direction, which is likely to have two effects on the departing candidates: 1) they are really going to feel like they can get on with their lives; and 2) the sudden energy surge may create a little early-withdrawl remorse.)
The candidate who might be most well advised to study on all this is Barack Obama, especially now that he has taken up with the Kennedy clan (John F. Kennedy being the classic example of gifted Gemini leadership). While Obama is clearly a spellbinder with exceptional intent, it is the continued supposition here that hard-edged reality will trump fancy rhetoric in this year's presidential election. Net-net the air has been let out of the room, and it seems more than ever a moment for getting down to earth.
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THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES: A Cosmic Consideration
When it comes to pundits and predictors, election seasons are like sugar to an ant colony. Since the dawn of politics there has always been an avid and edgy fondness for hearing out the soothsayers, and no shortage of high places from which to dispatch them when their predictions have soured. Indeed, one certainly hopes that in Soothsayer University there are cautionary studies constantly reminding that a swarming interpretation of tealeaves or tracking polls is undertaken at one's own peril.
The preceding is reasonably cited, as it shall now be revealed that what follows is an astrological take on the upcoming presidential election. Assuredly a smarter fortuneteller would wait until February's second week to envision a winner, as by February 6, 2008, more than 50% of the delegates to both the Republican and Democratic nominating conventions will have been selected. Even an astrologer should be smart enough to hedge that bet.
Now so as not to unduly build up suspense, let it immediately be stated that there will be neither prediction nor handicapping of an ultimate winner in this article. There are signs and suspicions, of course, but only a charlatan or a fool would get all certain about such a thing. And, frankly, allowance must be made for a real fear of heights.
What shall be undertaken here, rather, is a consideration of the candidates that is chiefly based upon their astrological sun signs with a few other planetary spices thrown in to flavor the stew. The intent here is not to answer who will win (a sucker's game), but rather to employ the aspect of astrology that garners its appeal from an imitation of psychological profiling. The chief issue here is with each of the chief candidates, in terms of their leadership upon election, what are you likely to get?
Of course, feel free to make a copy of this article and carry it into the polling booth.
Generational Considerations: Pluto Still Has A Vote
Most people's interest in astrology, if they have one at all, stops with a consideration of sun signs. Indeed, most of this article will be directed towards such a consideration. But it is worth taking just a moment to point out that there are a lot of other factors that figure into a well-read horoscope.
Key here is an understanding of Pluto (yes, despite all you have heard, it is still classified as a planet in astronomy, albeit a small one) as a generational values signifier. Because of its long orbital period around the Sun (248 years) Pluto passes relatively slowly through the signs of the zodiac, in the course of its eccentric orbit spending anywhere from twelve to 20-plus years in a single sign. So as not to make this an unwieldy discourse on either astrology or generational demographics, suffice it to say that Pluto's passage from sign to sign squares up quite neatly, for the most part, with our popular understanding of generations: Pluto was in the sign of Cancer during the birth period of the Greatest Generation; in Leo during the births of the Baby Boomers; in Virgo during the advent of Generation X; in Libra during the natal period of Generation Y; and in Scorpio at the births of the Millennials.
Now it is certainly possible, without the use of astrology, to explore an argument regarding the influence that generational values might have on the appeal of a specific presidential candidate. What Pluto adds, however, is the equivalent of a particularly potent hot sauce. Identified iconologically with the development of atomic power, Pluto is representative of a consuming and transformative passion that a generation brings to its own values and, by implication, against the values of other generations (usually the ones immediately before and after) that are not well aligned with one's own.
Thus it becomes useful, at least from an astrological perspective, to identify two factors regarding Pluto for each of the candidates. The first of these is where Pluto appears in the birth horoscope of each candidate, a factor that will indicate an over-arching generational orientation expressing how an individual is likely to conceptually collectivize society. The second factor is how each candidate's Pluto relates to where Pluto is in the sky right now, an indicator of how one's generational orientation may or may not blend with the current broad cultural zeitgeist.
The leading candidates with Pluto in Cancer are: John McCain and Ron Paul.
Pluto in Cancer generations have a strong tribal consciousness and a severely inclusive/exclusive sense of those who belong and those who do not. The keys to their value system are a set of culture-enforcing rules and an active, often militaristic, defense of credo. Their ideology is bound up in community security, chiefly reflected in the development and protection of a stockpile of assets.
The leading candidates with Pluto in Leo are: Michael Bloomberg, Hillary Clinton, John Edwards, Rudy Giuliani, Mike Huckabee and Mitt Romney.
Pluto in Leo generations are well-known for their collective sense of personal entitlement, but they are also marked by tremendous willpower and a shared proclivity towards lighting the candle rather than cursing the darkness. There is a collective accommodation to the twists and turns of life's soap opera, with boredom usually being a far greater calamity than experiencing a crisis. Their ideology is bound up in a pursuit of things, both worthy and unworthy, that make them feel good.
The leading candidate with Pluto in Virgo is Barack Obama.
Pluto in Virgo generations tend to be practical and realistic about life's challenges, which finds them collectively ensconced in a worldview that is concurrently fact-based, service-oriented and cynical. There is definite mistrust of big ideas and big personalities in a generation that finds pragmatic solutions to small problems infinitely more valuable than grand hopes about large ones. Their generational ideology is built around factors of "how" rather than "why."
(Note: If it somehow seems that Barack Obama is more aptly described by the Leo description than the Virgo one, then, congratulations, you are starting to learn some astrology. Obama is a sun sign Leo, more on this a little further on.)
In general, one can readily see how a Pluto in Virgo voter (current ages 37 to 50) might more readily be more temperamentally apt to support a Pluto in Cancer (current ages 72 to 86) candidate than one with Pluto in Leo (current ages 51 to 71). What needs to be stressed here, however, is that these broad generational analyses are deeply impacted by the sun sign qualities of the candidates (it is ironic that Obama, for example, is likely to appeal on a personal level to the Pluto in Leo generation more than his own, as well as to the Pluto in Libra generation whose search for optimistic and inclusive solutions is likely to resonate with Obama's charismatic message of change). What is most worth noting, however, is Pluto's placement in the sky right now.
Although they have no candidates in the race, there are three more Pluto generational threads in the current American cultural fabric: Pluto in Libra (current ages 25 to 36); Pluto in Scorpio (current ages14to 24); and Pluto in Sagittarius (current ages 0 to 13). While these generations, especially the older two, are very likely to exert influence in this election, the remarkable thing from an astrological perspective is that the next big shift, Pluto's entrance into Capricorn, is occurring at the very moment you are reading this. And what this means is that this current crop of candidates are running for election at the exact moment of change from a Sagittarian cultural perspective (marked by the virtually unrestricted global intermingling and exchange of people, products and philosophies) to a Capricorn period (likely to be marked by competent and disciplined leadership dedicated to the stewardship of limited resources).
If you've been following along so far, what you get is a period in which a Pluto in Leo value system (which stresses a sort of unrestrained search for personal fulfillment, and is happy in a global Sagittarian culture) is falling out of cultural favor to be replaced by the value orientation of a Pluto in Virgo generation, in which Larry the Cable Guy's "Git-R-Done" is the apex of relevant insight. Now this does not mean that Obama, who as has already been pointed out comes across very much as a Leo, has a particular advantage here. It does, however, mean that the successful candidate is likely to resonate with Capricorn values---which tend towards the capable, the stable, the vested and the conservative---and our analysis of the candidates individual profiles is necessarily informed by this insight.
The Candidates (presented alphabetically)
Candidate: Michael Bloomberg
Date of Birth (Sun Sign): Feb 14, 1942 (Aquarius)
Past Aquarius Presidents: William Harrison, Abraham Lincoln; William McKinley, Franklin Roosevelt; Ronald Reagan
Other Notable Aquarius Leaders: Paul Allen; Oprah Winfrey
Aquarius Leadership Characteristics: Aquarians rarely seek leadership because they are enthralled with the trappings of power or because they have a fondness for directing large bureaucracies. More than with any other astrological type there is an authentic calling to serve broad humanitarian goals. Far more future-oriented rather than loyal to history, Aquarians are characterized by sudden brainstorms and idiosyncratic behaviors that more often than not prove to be crowd pleasers. They are leaders who sincerely believe in, and often successfully construct, human progress.
X-Factors: With four planets (Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus) in the sign of Aquarius, Bloomberg is likely to be the candidate who is most tuned into the real needs and desires of the masses at this time. While he is certainly a remote possibility in this election, there would likely be significant popular support for his candidacy given enough time and exposure. (Also note how smart Obama is to have Aquarius Oprah Winfrey on his team, who he has 'jokingly' mentioned as his choice for Vice President)
Candidate: Hillary Clinton
Date of Birth (Sun Sign): Oct 26, 1947 (Scorpio)
Past Scorpio Presidents: John Adams, James Polk, James Garfield, Theodore Roosevelt, Warren Harding
Other Notable Scorpio Leaders: Jack Welch, Bill Gates
Scorpio Leadership Characteristics: Teddy Roosevelt's famous quote about speaking softly and carrying a big stick is as germane to the Scorpio leadership style as one can get. These are individuals who see everything on the planet in terms of competition, and they are justifiably legendary for their intensity and indomitable wills. What is most attrac